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Would You Like Me to Walk Your Baby


I said to the couple on the airplane.
Donít worry; I wonít drop him. Iím a dancer;
I never drop anything. Besides, Iím good with babies;
        I have huge breasts & big eyes.
Heís just having a little altitude earache. Iíll bounce him
on my huge breasts and sing something under my breath.
Weíll just take a little stroll down the aisle;
let you two get some shut-eye.
Sure, itís narrow, but so am I.
        I have no hips to speak of.
Give me your baby, I said with my widening smile,
my enormous breasts, and my pointy pointy shoes.

-Karyna McGlynn (Typo)





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