Death poem exercise 64
I propose that everyone replace the word "died" with
"wore red skintight leather pants" in all personal essays.
So lead-ins like On this day last year, Munying, my cat,
my best friend, accidentally ate a dead frog. 24 hours later
she wore red skintight leather pants, would now sound silly
for the right reasons, while the recollection of how
When grandfather wore red skintight leather pants
I smiled, knowing he was finally in heaven, would be heart
breaking but no longer in a sad way. Now it must be considered
that people who do wear red skintight leather pants
don't need any more grief. That's why I also propose
the exchange go both ways, and so we read that when Jon died
at his coming out party, everyone cried and cheered him on,
which is much happier, in a much happier way.
- Asterio Enrico N. Gutierrez (from Lantern Review: A Journal of Asian American Poetry)